Many feel excluded from the list of false prophets.
I offer to you now, those who answer the following call - are you a Yahoo Answers False Prophet?
I offer myself first on this list, Jim Darwin, as False Prophet,
who elses wishes to be included on this list? Step forward and answer histories callQuestion about the list of ';false prophets';?
I would like to join the list....Question about the list of ';false prophets';?
you can put me on the list
Ah, so you're forming a non-prophet organization!
I made the list too!
I kind of like the attention myself.
I do not claim to be any prophet, false or true. I'm just a plain vanilla type of atheist.
I just don't like being left off of such a prestigious list!
Lol. Sure, I want to be on that list. The dingbat troll always leaves me out. I guess he doesn't think I am blasphemous towards his God enough, which means he hasn't read my blog.
False prophecy is fine by me. I'm in!
Hey Jim, whats up??
Yeah, I saw that bullshit just a minute ago;
Who is that guy? Do you know? He's really fu cked up; You know I can't be on this list, but I sure would like to kick him in the nutts.
ME I'M A FALSE PROPHET
I want to be one but I'm not begging, I've already done that in another question
One stick among many on to the fire pile! Good luck Jim Darwin, you will be happy for a while and then your false joy will be turned into weeping and gnashing of teeth.
is it only atheists that get to be false prophets, or can pagans be on the list as well?
I'm so false I'm almost true again.
Sure, only if I can use it on my resume.
If I get a decoder ring...sure.
(please accept my apologies about the exclusivity thing....I was a tad touchy)
Sho-Nuff, false prophet for hire
I even do children's parties.
I will call myself a prophet, but not a false one...I am telling the truth...God cannot be proven. Kill your GOD, dare to live life free from the brainwashing, guilt and repression. Kill your God and begin to live Life.
';Can I get an Amen?';
Verily, I step forward boldly! Let my belief in God not break my bonds with my atheist brethren, as we watch in fascination and revulsion as the fundies wrap themselves in a web of delusion!
A prophet is one who speaks on behalf of another. On whose behalf do you speak? Whose prophet are you?
Just because people point at you and laugh, that doesn't mean that you are a false prophet.
I'd submit that you're more of an insecure househusband than anything else.
please include me .. i bring words of wisdom to those who wish to hear , well words of some sort anyway lol
I felt left out.. please add me to your mailing list, and send coupons too!
Nope. Don't have any desire to be one...there are plenty enough to go around as it is.
Yaks(pbut).
I don't. I'm quite happy to keep a low profile on the sidelines and launch into the Christians with a few big hits now and again.
I thought I wanted to be on the list, but then I remembered I'm not in grade school anymore.
I guess you had better toss me into the heathen pile for burning. I am in.
ME ME ME , You're silly. GOD BLESS the goof balls in this world.
Touche' on the answer regarding the ';non-prophet'; organization!!!
Well I also made the list and was quite flattered.
Can I be a non-prophet?
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